Here's a thought:

[hope]

Dean totally dresses like a butch dyke. Cheap, well-fitting cotton teeshirt, plaid flannel with the sleeves rolled up, scruffy bootleg jeans, boots, the occassional leather jacket.

Hell, he looks like a butch dyke. That haircut, fluffy and flippy at the front. And that mouth.

I would totally have lesbian sex with Dean. And hey, I'd totally have het sex with Dean too. And gay sex, if I happened to be sporting (and hell, even if I wasn't. I'm not that fussy, we could take turns).



Hokay then. Thank you, brain.


eta: Case in point.

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[ladyjaida.livejournal.com]

I just had to read that post OUT LOUD to the SPN fans whose house and home I have totally crashed, because oh my god, that's HILARIOUS. And so true.

He should wear the "Nobody Knows I'm A Lesbian" t-shirt.

[hope]

Well you can blame yourself, partially, as I was showering and thinking "I should totally buy a plaid flannel shirt, like ladyjaida has already done, and some boots, and a chesty shirt, and a leather jacket, and-- Wait."

And yeah, I forgot to mention the leather bracelets, too. Oh, Dean.

He should wear the "Nobody Knows I'm A Lesbian" t-shirt.

Dude, I'm totally going to write that into a fic, now (unless you do first!) But in other news, I think Sam wears this shirt.

[ladyjaida.livejournal.com]

I have my plaid flannel shirt. Here. With me. In England. It's like a security blanket or something, I don't know, I die a thousand deaths. HAHA, I have partially inspired this BRILLIANT THEORY. Like seriously: BRILLIANT.

You know if you type "Supernatural" into amazon.com, some leather bracelets from Urban Outfitters show up (or used to, anyway) on the first page of search results.

I choked on coffee when I saw the image of that shirt, oh my GOD.