Going through my inbox at work. See icon.

Found this, thought you might find it entertaining, oh flisty ones. (I probably got it from the flist in the first place, and have possibly posted it before. Oh well!)


These are from actual Church bulletins! These sentences (with all the BLOOPERS) actually appeared in church bulletins or were announced in church services:

1. The Fasting & Prayer Conference includes meals.

2. The sermon this morning: 'Jesus Walks on the Water.' The sermon tonight: 'Searching for Jesus.'

3. Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It's a chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Bring your husbands.

4. Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our community. Smile at someone who is hard to love. Say 'Hell' to someone who doesn't care much about you.

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