hope: Art of a woman writing from tour poster (moisture is the essence of wetness)
puddingsmith ([personal profile] hope) wrote2006-08-24 04:27 pm
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OH MY GOD COULD JENSEN POSSIBLY BE ANY MORE OF A TWINK?

it's PORN. IT'S ALL PORN, PEOPLE. BARELY LEGAL GAY PORN.

[identity profile] kitsune-red.livejournal.com 2006-08-24 06:38 am (UTC)(link)
Oh. I'll just be a second. Over there. Doing stuff.

I had seen some of those, but not all.

Oh dear lord. Were the bottoms of Jared's feets actually dirty? I could just. *bites knuckle*

[identity profile] kitsune-red.livejournal.com 2006-08-24 07:54 am (UTC)(link)
They're dirty because he's been running around in bare feet. Sniffing at trees. Peeing on stuff.

Aha. You mock. But I just had an orgasm.


Okay, not a real one. I faked it, I admit.


Oh jeezus those tire swing pics are so lame. A little bit of me dies inside, every time I have to look at them.

[identity profile] kitsune-red.livejournal.com 2006-08-24 08:11 am (UTC)(link)
Those fuck-me pictures were some of the first ones I ever saw of him. So wrong. His pants are practically falling off his hips. Jesus. He's presenting. It's obscene.

I love them, so.

[identity profile] onelittlesleep.livejournal.com 2006-08-24 08:04 am (UTC)(link)
AHAHAHAHA! YES. Because this is how I picture Jayred EXACTLY! This big galloping, overly-friendly PUPPY. Oh, poor guy. I can really believe he'd pee on his shoes. Isn't that terrible? I read that and I'm like "Yeah, and I bet he'll snuffle all over the boys toes, lick that wagging big-boy tongue out...get a good taste.."

I'm getting obscene. I apologize. Really.

[identity profile] kitsune-red.livejournal.com 2006-08-24 08:21 am (UTC)(link)
Um.


^___^

[identity profile] lea-ndra.livejournal.com 2006-08-24 06:41 am (UTC)(link)
it's Death by Twink. I feel sullied and dirty looking at these pictures and drooling over Jensen.

[identity profile] ficbyzee.livejournal.com 2006-08-24 06:53 am (UTC)(link)
You know, I'm tempted to say he couldn't be more of a twink, but every time I say that he proves me wrong. Jeez.

[identity profile] onelittlesleep.livejournal.com 2006-08-24 07:21 am (UTC)(link)
I'm so happy right now. I can't...I'm just going to float out of the atmosphere, burst into confetti, firecrackers...

!!

Oh, I think he's just lovely. YES.

*facepalm* I'm done. BACK TO HOMEWORK!

[identity profile] onelittlesleep.livejournal.com 2006-08-24 08:01 am (UTC)(link)
omg! But you get to do fannish stuff *for* homework! That's totally not fair. I'm reading this fucking book on neo-impressionism and it is KILLING MY SOUL!

And I thought this stuff was cool. Woooo. What a fuckin' moron.

[identity profile] onelittlesleep.livejournal.com 2006-08-24 08:07 am (UTC)(link)
I'm so sick of reading about Rabelaisian carnival and its relevance to Stalinist Russia.

Oh, I KNOW. TELL me about it.

ahahahahha. Oh. That's just fucking gorgeous. I can't even BEGIN TO GO THERE. I just...don't even want to KNOW!

[identity profile] onelittlesleep.livejournal.com 2006-08-24 08:18 am (UTC)(link)
*threads hands over ears*

YA YA YA YA! I CAN'T HEAR YOU!

Hi boys! Hi! *jumps into hole in icon, runs off with Dean*

*invariably escapes to fantasy world, avoiding camera obscura, Millet and motherfuckin' Manet and his army of French Impressionists*

*prospers. Has many Winchester spawn*

*The End*

[identity profile] executrix.livejournal.com 2006-08-24 02:41 pm (UTC)(link)
Get those motherfuckin' French Impressionists off my motherfuckin' tire swing!

[identity profile] reynard-pyjama.livejournal.com 2006-08-24 07:36 am (UTC)(link)
Oh my!

I think I'm officially cured of that affliction I mentioned last week

[identity profile] derryderrydown.livejournal.com 2006-08-24 08:07 am (UTC)(link)
You know what needs to happen? Young!Jensen needs to meet up with Nathan from Queer As Folk UK.

The world would EXPLODE FROM TWINKINESS.

Dear god, the RENTBOY pose.

Also, your icon makes me cackle.

[identity profile] derryderrydown.livejournal.com 2006-08-24 08:53 am (UTC)(link)
Oi! That's my accent you're dissing!

And the whole Mister thing will NEVER STOP BEING FUNNY.

"Give me Mister Gun, Dean. Son. Please."

"You're not my Mister Daddy."

Re: The power of Mister Him compels you!

[identity profile] derryderrydown.livejournal.com 2006-08-24 09:17 am (UTC)(link)
OMG HARTS!!!

Wee adorabubble little Dean. *happy sigh*

Re: The power of Mister Him compels you!

[identity profile] derryderrydown.livejournal.com 2006-08-24 09:28 am (UTC)(link)
It shouldn't. You did good. I'm proud of ya.

Re: The power of Mister Him compels you!

[identity profile] derryderrydown.livejournal.com 2006-08-24 09:33 am (UTC)(link)
*SEXES UP EVERYTHING WITHIN A FIVE-MILE RADIUS*

Re: The power of Mister Him compels you!

[identity profile] derryderrydown.livejournal.com 2006-08-24 09:44 am (UTC)(link)
It started off as Mister 1967 Chevrolet Impala but then, as they became closer, it became Imp.

The Impala is Dean's childhood cuddly toy. He used to sneak out of motels and sleep in the driver's seat. There are still teethmarks on the steering wheel from where he fell asleep chewing it.

Re: The power of Mister Him compels you!

[identity profile] derryderrydown.livejournal.com 2006-08-24 11:27 am (UTC)(link)
Admittedly, the teethmarks are from when he was twenty.

[identity profile] linaelyn.livejournal.com 2006-08-24 08:57 am (UTC)(link)
*dirty old woman thoughts of fabulous twinkness*

This is as bad as that 'Elijah in the Cranberries Video' time. Man, I still feel the shame of it.