semplice randomly texted me this afternoon. Alarmingly, it was while I was idly fondling my phone as it sat on my desk. What followed was a... conversation.
(lana = white, me = green. I am too lazy to transcribe. Yay iphone screenshots!)
No, I believe that is also your penis. THE PENIS OF BOE. THE LESSER KNOWN APPENDAGE FLOATING IN WATER FOR MILLIONS OF YEARS, ALL WRINKLY AND WITH TENTACLES...
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... I'm doomed to never have a successful relationship, aren't I? That's also hilariously apt.
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On plus side, you're brilliant and hot!
I'D DO YOU!
*does water tower*
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I went too far again, didn't I?
brb, rehab.
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And hey, I get to have more sex than anyone else in Torchwood (at least that we know of). HAHAHAHAHAHA. TAKE THAT, EVERYONE.