hope: Art of a woman writing from tour poster (ianto - spacewhale)
puddingsmith ([personal profile] hope) wrote2008-09-02 07:33 pm
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Drop your panties, Sir William; I cannot wait until lunchtime!

[livejournal.com profile] semplice randomly texted me this afternoon. Alarmingly, it was while I was idly fondling my phone as it sat on my desk. What followed was a... conversation.


(lana = white, me = green. I am too lazy to transcribe. Yay iphone screenshots!)

[identity profile] semplice.livejournal.com 2008-09-03 04:44 am (UTC)(link)
I'm sure she feels reassured now.

... I'm doomed to never have a successful relationship, aren't I? That's also hilariously apt.

[identity profile] irradiatedsoup.livejournal.com 2008-09-03 04:49 am (UTC)(link)
Well, you and Ren may one day agree to go on a date, and then die horribly.

[identity profile] semplice.livejournal.com 2008-09-03 04:51 am (UTC)(link)
Yes, that's clearly the better option.

[identity profile] irradiatedsoup.livejournal.com 2008-09-03 05:08 am (UTC)(link)
Hey, get your penis out of the tardis!

[identity profile] irradiatedsoup.livejournal.com 2008-09-03 05:15 am (UTC)(link)
No, I believe that is also your penis. THE PENIS OF BOE. THE LESSER KNOWN APPENDAGE FLOATING IN WATER FOR MILLIONS OF YEARS, ALL WRINKLY AND WITH TENTACLES...

I went too far again, didn't I?

brb, rehab.

[identity profile] irradiatedsoup.livejournal.com 2008-09-03 06:21 am (UTC)(link)
CANON.

[identity profile] semplice.livejournal.com 2008-09-03 05:11 am (UTC)(link)
I need a Tosh icon now.

And hey, I get to have more sex than anyone else in Torchwood (at least that we know of). HAHAHAHAHAHA. TAKE THAT, EVERYONE.