[identity profile] amand-r.livejournal.com 2010-01-16 04:30 pm (UTC)(link)
WOAH WITH THE PORN.

You make me retire from porn. This is it. It is over.

Everyone go home. To wank.

[identity profile] amand-r.livejournal.com 2010-01-17 01:36 am (UTC)(link)
HAAHAHAHAH WE GOT TO THE HAIRBRUSH AND I WAS LIKE, "JESUS, HOPE."

IT WAS AWESOME.

[identity profile] amand-r.livejournal.com 2010-01-17 01:47 am (UTC)(link)
lol i loved the part where he broke the wrist strap

[identity profile] amand-r.livejournal.com 2010-01-17 01:49 am (UTC)(link)
when you have that much scotch in you, everything is an accident.