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puddingsmith ([personal profile] hope) wrote2006-03-26 09:42 am

You know you're reading a Supernatural fic when...

5. It's the Winchester way to repress one's emotions and never talk about one's feelings. This explains why, after the sudden and violent death of Momma Winchester, Papa pretended nothing was wrong, and they lived in picket-fence suburbia in a void of overt aggression until 20 years later when Sam went to off to college without saying a word and John didn't so much as raise his voice in protest. It's not like Dean ever told Sam his feelings on the topic, anyway, so no biggie.

4. Sam's pouring over a book in the library when suddenly his interest is peaked.

3. Sam always picks at a salad while Dean devours a giant bleeding hamburger (while simultaneously devouring the white-trash short-skirted hair-flipping waitress with his eyes) at The Diner Where The Truckers Look At Them Disapprovingly (Unless One Of The Winchesters Happens To Be A Girl, In Which Case The Kind Of Look Is a Little Different And The Remaining Male Winchester Must Punch Someone Right Now). This, of course, is all in character with the fact that when they go back to the hotel room Sam likes to be held down (and "oh! what a pleasant surprise this is!" thought Dean) while Dean fucks him.

2. "Dont call me Sammy its Sam" the younger man shouted at his brothers back, his hazel eyes crying for revenge.

1. Dean sensed movement in the hotel room and was awake instantly, his fingers tightening around the knife/gun/stake/whip under his pillow, keeping his eyes closed. The mattress dipped behind him, and then Sam was climbing into his bed, pressing his body up close behind Dean and sliding an arm around Dean's waist. It's okay, Dean finally relaxed. This is a gen fic.

[identity profile] almostpretty.livejournal.com 2006-03-26 01:30 am (UTC)(link)
This is a gen fic.
ahahah Oh Winchesters, even your gen fic brings the gay.

[identity profile] almostpretty.livejournal.com 2006-03-26 01:31 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, and omg how sick are you of the "Sam, not Sammy" thing? EVERY FIC

[identity profile] sharpest_rose.livejournal.com 2006-03-26 04:53 am (UTC)(link)
So it's kind of like how only you're allowed to pour water down my back randomly, then.

[identity profile] sharpest_rose.livejournal.com 2006-03-26 06:22 am (UTC)(link)
Does this mean we have to get in a bar fight now?

Stupid hormones making stupid boys doing boy things endearing.

[identity profile] madeitsimple.livejournal.com 2006-03-26 05:22 pm (UTC)(link)
Sam's pouring over a book in the library when suddenly his interest is peaked.

bwahaha, that's great. oh the wonders of terrible fanfic.

[identity profile] almostpretty.livejournal.com 2006-03-27 10:53 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, I'd like to add to this list : if one or both of them jerks off in the shower. That seems to be a common occurence

[identity profile] almostpretty.livejournal.com 2006-03-30 08:37 am (UTC)(link)
BUT!! would Dean risk scratching the car?

[identity profile] chuckjd.livejournal.com 2006-03-29 06:34 pm (UTC)(link)
I CAN FINALLY, TOTALLY, UNDERSTAND THIS JOKE OF THIS POST!

*hurrahs*

Thank God for craming 10 Supernatural episodes in 2 days. This show wins at life.

And that last one killed me ded.

[identity profile] chuckjd.livejournal.com 2006-03-30 07:44 am (UTC)(link)
No, I'm still very fresh to the series, but I can only IMAGE that list in use. All very, very funny.

I need to get into the fandom, but need to figure out a place to start.

*bats eyelashes*

[identity profile] cuissesdefer.livejournal.com 2006-08-06 02:11 am (UTC)(link)
"Dont call me Sammy its Sam" the younger man shouted at his brothers back, his hazel eyes crying for revenge.
Damn man, stop making me wake up my neighbours with delighted shrieking laughter!

Fark, it's all so terribly true. Fandom is so funny. Ahem, by the way, I'm friending you. We already discussed how cool you are, yes? Okay then.

[identity profile] amanofmydreams.livejournal.com 2006-12-12 02:57 am (UTC)(link)
LMAO, that is great! hehehe