Things I Learnt About The Metallicar From Fanfiction.

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In the tradition of You Know You're Reading A Supernatural Fic When...


5. The Metallicar has an automatic transmission, because Dean isn't the kind of guy who likes wrenching around the gears and stroking her engine so she purrs; he just likes to slide the stick into 'D' and get going.

4. The Metallicar is at least 7' wide, providing ample room for two men over 6' tall apiece to do the horizontal hokey-pokey in the backseat.

3. Speaking of the backseat, it is the depth of at least a single bed, as it allows two rather built men over 6' tall apiece to tussle whilst naked over who gets to top, get off, then spoon whilst horizontal.

2. The Metallicar has a special kind of cruise control; the kind that kicks in and stops her from running off the road and into a tree whilst the driver is getting a blow job.

1. Speaking of the driver getting action, have I mentioned that the Metallicar has a special retractable steering wheel? This is another automatic feature that is initiated when a naked person is wedged between it and the driver's lap.

Comments

[almostpretty.livejournal.com]

hahahah word

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[ignipes.livejournal.com]

Heheee! I've always wondered about those sex-in-the-car fics, because, dude, it can't be comfortable for a guy who's 6'5" to even sit in that car, much less do anything else.

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I know! As a tall person, I object!

Still, sex. Can't complain too much :D

[ignipes.livejournal.com]

What's wrong with sex on the car? More room for everybody, and just as hot. ;)

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There's just as much of that, I've found, only with more Dean bitching about the paint job. As opposed to the upholstery.

[marythefan.livejournal.com]

ahahahahaha! So, SO true. Dude, there's barely enough room for Sam to wedge himself in and just sit there. That can't be comfortable. I'd be lot crankier than he is, if I had to ride like that all over the damn country.

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Being 6' tall myself and having being hauled around the country in a too-small car... yeah.

I am sitting here thinking that I want to say something else but your icon is just too mesmerising. HEART.

[derryderrydown.livejournal.com]

You're 6' tall? Seriously?

I AM FILLED WITH ENVY.

As I'm only 5' tall, it's not very much envy but I am filled with it nonetheless.

[jubilancy.livejournal.com]

AMEN.

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I like your icon. HEEE.

[lea-ndra.livejournal.com]

I'm just reading through your meta-posts. I looove your meta. omg.

The Metallicar has a special kind of cruise control; the kind that kicks in and stops her from running off the road and into a tree whilst the driver is getting a blow job.

bwahahahaha.

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I'm just reading through your meta-posts. I looove your meta. omg.

Yay! It is good to find someone who shares the meta-love, yes :D

Also, yeah. I freaking love this fandom and all its foibles SO hard.