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dungeon yaye
You approach the cave entrance, light the oily rag of your torch, and descend into the darkness...
You find yourself in an uneven maze of passages. A wooden sign warns of john turturro.
Anatsuno the kobold guards the western exit (26HP).
Go West
You find yourself in a brightly-lit corridor. You notice a small shrine to postmodernism.
Juleskicks the kobold guards the eastern exit (34HP).
Go South
You find yourself in a grimy maze of passages. Carvings in the rock wall illustrate sam winchester's hair.
Baranduin the fire elemental is here (71HP).
Go South
You are in a candlelit fountain room. The mosaic floor shows semicolons.
Go South
You find yourself in a derelict torture chamber. Rich tapestries illustrate lord of the rings.
There is an altar to Cindyjade here.
Go South
You are in a fog-shrouded passage. You hear the sound of serenity now in the distance.
Beizy the giant spider guards the eastern exit (44HP).
Go West
You find yourself in a cobwebbed armoury. You notice a small shrine to deleuze.
Beside the entrance is a potion marked 'BAYLORSR'.
Go North
You find yourself in a stained chamber. You hear the sound of neil gaiman in the distance.
Kinkyhobbit the mind flayer guards the western exit (55HP).
Go East
You are walking through a dark bathhouse. The mosaic floor shows symbology.
In the middle of the floor is the Dagger of Gardening.
AHAH
okay,that's enough for now. Ahem.
or enter your username to generate and explore your own dungeon...
(did a lot better that time!)
eta: You are walking through a cramped chamber. Carvings in the rock wall illustrate wincest.
DIRECTIONS TO THIS DUNGEON, PLIS.
eta2: You find yourself in an echoing tomb. You hear the sound of sharpe in the distance.
Amid debris on the floor is a scroll marked 'SUBTEXT'.
AHAH.
You approach the cave entrance, light the oily rag of your torch, and descend into the darkness...
You find yourself in an uneven maze of passages. A wooden sign warns of john turturro.
Anatsuno the kobold guards the western exit (26HP).
Go West
You find yourself in a brightly-lit corridor. You notice a small shrine to postmodernism.
Juleskicks the kobold guards the eastern exit (34HP).
Go South
You find yourself in a grimy maze of passages. Carvings in the rock wall illustrate sam winchester's hair.
Baranduin the fire elemental is here (71HP).
Go South
You are in a candlelit fountain room. The mosaic floor shows semicolons.
Go South
You find yourself in a derelict torture chamber. Rich tapestries illustrate lord of the rings.
There is an altar to Cindyjade here.
Go South
You are in a fog-shrouded passage. You hear the sound of serenity now in the distance.
Beizy the giant spider guards the eastern exit (44HP).
Go West
You find yourself in a cobwebbed armoury. You notice a small shrine to deleuze.
Beside the entrance is a potion marked 'BAYLORSR'.
Go North
You find yourself in a stained chamber. You hear the sound of neil gaiman in the distance.
Kinkyhobbit the mind flayer guards the western exit (55HP).
Go East
You are walking through a dark bathhouse. The mosaic floor shows symbology.
In the middle of the floor is the Dagger of Gardening.
AHAH
okay,that's enough for now. Ahem.
I escaped from the Dungeon of Angstslashhope!
I killed Sneezer222 the rat, Trianne the dragon, Marginalia the rat and Beruscats the zombie.
I looted the Shield of John Turturro, the Sword of Lux Aeterna, the Sceptre of Groaty, the Axe of Claireweasley, the Dagger of Igby, the Shield of Mimesere, the Shield of Lionessfreedom, the Dagger of Glitterdemon, the Wand of Anneheart, the Shield of Linaelyn, the Sword of Monkiedude, a Figurine of Kevswitchau and 35 gold pieces.
Score: 110
Explore the Dungeon of Angstslashhope and try to beat this score,or enter your username to generate and explore your own dungeon...
(did a lot better that time!)
eta: You are walking through a cramped chamber. Carvings in the rock wall illustrate wincest.
DIRECTIONS TO THIS DUNGEON, PLIS.
eta2: You find yourself in an echoing tomb. You hear the sound of sharpe in the distance.
Amid debris on the floor is a scroll marked 'SUBTEXT'.
AHAH.
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Faded fresco of lotrips, eh? O_o *goes west*
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ah, internet. you always deliver.
You killed me!
I died in the Dungeon of Naewinter
I was killed in a fire-ravaged library by Angstslashhope the cockatrice, whilst carrying...
the Sword of Awayminga and 0 gold pieces.
Score: 0
Explore the Dungeon of Naewinter (http://thesurrealist.co.uk/dungeon?user=naewinter) and try to beat this score,or enter your username to generate and explore your own dungeon...
Re: You killed me!
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stupid addictive rpgs. I just quit world of warcraft after 18months.. must find something else to do with my time.. lol so many games.. too little time
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has played too many Infocom text adventures as a kid
The carvings in the rock wall show two exeptionally hot men having sex. One of them is on his knees, while the other pounds into him from behind. Their faces show equal expressions of pleasure.
You only now notice something is wedged between two stones at the bottom of the wall. It looks like an ancient scroll.
HOMG!
LOOK AT ANCIENT SCROLL <--
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Re: HOMG!
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ARR. DAMN YOU.
prepares to be keeled.
see. this is why I always read fanfiction instead of played RPGs.
Re: see. this is why I always read fanfiction instead of played RPGs.
Welcome, brave traveler. You've trespassed the Gates of Lawrence and have entered the realms of Wincest. Your courage will be put to test as you wander these caves, your skill with sword and brain alike will be needed to unveil the ancient and mysterious secret of the supernatural. You must find the Key of Solomon, which has been in the possession of the evil fire demons for eons. If you succeed, you will be rewarded with PRON. But do not take my warnings lightly, brave traveler. Be vigilant every step of your way.
Bobby, the Ghosthunter
The scroll disintegrates beneath your hands.
Re: see. this is why I always read fanfiction instead of played RPGs.
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The Dungeon of Claireweasley
You are in a mosaic-tiled anteroom. There is a stone statue dedicated to scottish-plaid-bondage-pants.
Of course there is.
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I had a faded fresco of johnny depp in my dungeon.
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Thanks, Claire.
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Also, Johnny Depp's epitaph scrawled on the wall of a warm bathhouse, where a signpost warned of SLASH.
This thing is brilliant.
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You know this means I will never get any work done ever again!
I died in the Dungeon of Angstslashhope
I was killed in a flooded tunnel by Hyel the cockatrice, whilst carrying...
the Shield of Weaverandom, the Dagger of Glitterdemon, the Shield of Lionessfreedom, the Shield of Mimesere, the Crown of Uluithiel and 53 gold pieces.
Score: 64
Explore the Dungeon of Angstslashhope (http://thesurrealist.co.uk/dungeon?user=angstslashhope) and try to beat this score,or enter your username to generate and explore your own dungeon...
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