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puddingsmith ([personal profile] hope) wrote2006-06-27 02:38 pm
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dungeon yaye



You approach the cave entrance, light the oily rag of your torch, and descend into the darkness...

You find yourself in an uneven maze of passages. A wooden sign warns of john turturro.

Anatsuno the kobold guards the western exit (26HP).

Go West

You find yourself in a brightly-lit corridor. You notice a small shrine to postmodernism.

Juleskicks the kobold guards the eastern exit (34HP).

Go South

You find yourself in a grimy maze of passages. Carvings in the rock wall illustrate sam winchester's hair.

Baranduin the fire elemental is here (71HP).

Go South

You are in a candlelit fountain room. The mosaic floor shows semicolons.

Go South

You find yourself in a derelict torture chamber. Rich tapestries illustrate lord of the rings.

There is an altar to Cindyjade here.

Go South

You are in a fog-shrouded passage. You hear the sound of serenity now in the distance.

Beizy the giant spider guards the eastern exit (44HP).

Go West

You find yourself in a cobwebbed armoury. You notice a small shrine to deleuze.

Beside the entrance is a potion marked 'BAYLORSR'.

Go North

You find yourself in a stained chamber. You hear the sound of neil gaiman in the distance.

Kinkyhobbit the mind flayer guards the western exit (55HP).

Go East

You are walking through a dark bathhouse. The mosaic floor shows symbology.

In the middle of the floor is the Dagger of Gardening.



AHAH

okay,that's enough for now. Ahem.

I escaped from the Dungeon of Angstslashhope!

I killed Sneezer222 the rat, Trianne the dragon, Marginalia the rat and Beruscats the zombie.

I looted the Shield of John Turturro, the Sword of Lux Aeterna, the Sceptre of Groaty, the Axe of Claireweasley, the Dagger of Igby, the Shield of Mimesere, the Shield of Lionessfreedom, the Dagger of Glitterdemon, the Wand of Anneheart, the Shield of Linaelyn, the Sword of Monkiedude, a Figurine of Kevswitchau and 35 gold pieces.

Score: 110

Explore the Dungeon of Angstslashhope and try to beat this score,
or enter your username to generate and explore your own dungeon...

(did a lot better that time!)

eta: You are walking through a cramped chamber. Carvings in the rock wall illustrate wincest.

DIRECTIONS TO THIS DUNGEON, PLIS.

eta2: You find yourself in an echoing tomb. You hear the sound of sharpe in the distance.

Amid debris on the floor is a scroll marked 'SUBTEXT'.


AHAH.

Re: HOMG!

[identity profile] lea-ndra.livejournal.com 2006-06-27 06:36 am (UTC)(link)
... Invalid command "read it omg".

Re: HOMG!

[identity profile] lea-ndra.livejournal.com 2006-06-27 06:38 am (UTC)(link)
I can't understand "keels you omg". Please try again.

prepares to be keeled.

[identity profile] lea-ndra.livejournal.com 2006-06-27 06:46 am (UTC)(link)
You have to pick up the scroll first to read it.

Re: see. this is why I always read fanfiction instead of played RPGs.

[identity profile] lea-ndra.livejournal.com 2006-06-27 06:59 am (UTC)(link)
You pick up the ancient scroll. It reads:

Welcome, brave traveler. You've trespassed the Gates of Lawrence and have entered the realms of Wincest. Your courage will be put to test as you wander these caves, your skill with sword and brain alike will be needed to unveil the ancient and mysterious secret of the supernatural. You must find the Key of Solomon, which has been in the possession of the evil fire demons for eons. If you succeed, you will be rewarded with PRON. But do not take my warnings lightly, brave traveler. Be vigilant every step of your way.

Bobby, the Ghosthunter


The scroll disintegrates beneath your hands.