Kraaaak! Kraaaaak! There's my crack call! Now where's my crack?

[hope]

So, crack! I've always been a bit of a crackish author with AUs and whatnot, but with Supernatural I'm like the covergirl for the DVD of "fanfiction authors gone WILD!" (there's a wet keyboard competition in scene 5). SPN crack scenarios I have written:

- Amnesia
- Genderswap
- [Curse]-made-us-do-it
- Werewolves (a few times)
- Bodyswap (in-progress)
- Cross-dressing
- *cough* Yak-Fucking


I think I really like doing that "3 ways the Winchesters..." format. It's fun. I love adopting a crack scenario in its raw premise form and seeing how it fits with the characters. And it's a great writing exercise, not too pressuring, as it's really just a short idea exploration rather than something epic, with like, a plot and stuff. Also, readers seem to like it *g*.

So, a poll:

[Poll #854356]


That isn't to say that I'm abandoning all other projects in order to write more crack. (Er, though a lot of my other projects are also crack.) Nope, as soon as I'm able, it's guns a-blazing on the bodyswap, college years, necrophilia, CPS, and slut!Sam!

Comments

[lcsbanana.livejournal.com]

Nope, as soon as I'm able, it's guns a-blazing on the bodyswap, college years, necrophilia, CPS, and slut!Sam!

ALL MY FAVORITE THINGS :D :D :D

[hope]

\o/ we are SO on the same page :D

[nasus221.livejournal.com]

Make them sexy vampires like Interview With A Vampire sexy vampires!

And omg slut!Sam yes plz.

[hope]

sexy vampires. mmm.

i mean! slut!sam! yaaay! i'm working on it. :D

[piecesofalice.livejournal.com]

Mmm. Vampires.

With slow-mo, long black coats and "Cry Little Sister" from The Lost Boys.

Mmm.

[hope]

lost boys yay. incest, yay! :D

[naewinter.livejournal.com]

Know where I could get a good Mary-lived-instead/too fic?

That list sounds like a Farscape episode list. I think they might have done all but the wing business.

[hope]

can't think of one off the top of my head.

And yay Farscape! A Farscape episode list or a Red Dwarf episode list. ♥!

[naewinter.livejournal.com]

I may have to go spelunking in the news letter.

Nothing has ever been as crack addled as the fourth season or movie of Farscape. Nothing. =D

[nixwilliams.livejournal.com]

time travel! think of the fun places you could send them... or is it purely time travel - not location travel (so,no ancient rome, or whatever)?

I LOVE CRACK!

[nixwilliams.livejournal.com]

heh. i can't believe i just wrote that and posted it without realising what i'd written. i blame the slide at the tate.

I LOVE YOUR CRACK! (sorry, couldn't help it)

[hope]

location travel and period time travel is a different beast entirely, more of the AU variety than the crackish one. I'm not really that interested in sending them to period locations in this fandom!!

[nixwilliams.livejournal.com]

true - i agree. time travel them to the prohibition!

[madeitsimple.livejournal.com]

i picked the time travel one, but i WANT them to time travel. to the fifties. and they can wear suits and fedoras and be adorable.

[hope]

hmm, possibly. I'm not that much into the AU-scenarios in this fandom! I prefer keeping them around their own fucked-up family and world rather than removing them from it entirely. Though, I've totally already put them in space, hah!

[gillianinoz.livejournal.com]

Hehe, I've written:

-Amnesia
-Werewolves (who can resist??)
-Baby story
-WeeWincest (which I still can't believe)
-Alternate Universe where they don't know they're brothers
and, in progress: a 'Sam swaps lives with Normal!Sam' story.

What I haven't done in this fandom (yet) but I have in others:

-Genderswap
-Mpreg (the ultimate crack)
-Rape story :(

I am so a crackish author as well. :-)

[hope]

You so are! I love your crackish stories. Don't forget kidnapping!! that's totally a crack scenario too :D

[gillianinoz.livejournal.com]

Hmm, I guess it is - it's certainly fun to milk all those emotions out of them - which is the best part of crack. :-)

[sajee.livejournal.com]

TIME TRAVEL! Involving a seedy 1940s lesbian bar.

[sajee.livejournal.com]

Also, I think you should write high-school crack. Because that stuff is super-tasty.

[hope]

hmm. See, I like it when they are still THEM, just tossed around by their supernatural world. rather than the all-out AU thing.

They could time-travel back to highschool, I guess!

[sajee.livejournal.com]

As I pressed "post" or "submit" or whatever the fuck it is on that comment, I was like "No, S-J. That is for the RPS, not the show world." So I completely get where you are coming from. Thus, I now put in two votes for lesbian bar. The kind found in proper lesbian pulp fiction.

[hope]

you do know i've already written the lesbian bar story, right? *g*

[sajee.livejournal.com]

NO! No, I didn't.

*runs off to read*

[nixwilliams.livejournal.com]

YEAH!!! because you know jensen is totally noir-butch in many a photo, and dean... hee! HEE!

DOO EET!!!

(oh, and highschool!crack too... yay!)

[sajee.livejournal.com]

jensen is totally noir-butch

And that's exactly where I was going . . .

Mmmm, dyke!Dean.

[nixwilliams.livejournal.com]

GAHyummmmOMG! BRING IT!

*dr00000000lz*

[hope]

Dude, SO already been there.

[nixwilliams.livejournal.com]

yeah... BUT 1940S DYKE!DEAN... please? or crossdressing!dean, which might be even more hot and more queer and more confusing... oh, please?

you should totally slash him with marlene! meep! i would love you forever, and i would also need a couple of towels.