Title: We Happy Few
Author: Hope (angstslashhope)
Fandom: Torchwood/Whoniverse
Wordcount: ~48,000
Genre: crack, teamfic, het, femslash, slash, humour.
Rating: NC-17
Pairing(s): Various permutations, duplications and confabulations of Tosh, Owen, Ianto & Gwen.
Warnings: See: 'Pairings'. Also: group sex, slapstick, abuse of science, abuse of fashion, abuse of Whoniverse minutiae, liberal advantages taken of 'alien tech'. Spoilers for things that occur up to the end of season 2 of Torchwood and season 3 of Doctor Who.

Notes: This would never have happened without Karen's stellar enabling. Thanks also to friends who encouraged and enthused throughout the process, and big thanks for invaluable editing help to emeraldwoman, elouisa & sizeoftheocean.

Summary: Jack's a captive on the Valiant and the Master has initiated the extinction of humanity. Meanwhile, in Cardiff, the imminent threat has triggered a lockdown of the Hub, trapping the Torchwood Three team inside. For a year. (A "year-that-wasn't" story of exceeding silliness.)


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Also, bonus of awesomeness: Alternate ending by my killer beta: And Comes Safe Home by emeraldwoman.

Here's your goddamn weddingfic, then.

One time the Winchesters never got married
Supernatural; Sam, Dean; gen... WITH SUBTEXT!, PG-13.
Crackish! AU in the legal sense. Vague, vague spoilers for 1.12.

Also with the warning that this is one of those ones that I just sit down and scribble out in a couple of hours, unbeta'd and scribbly and undoubtedly full of typos or somesuch. Anyhoo. I've been threatening that one for a while! Hah.

Also, this is like, the most appropriate post for this icon EVER. *loves on it a lot*

gen, PG-13, crack (naturally).


( 2/3 )

Randomly scribbled into semagic. Fie on you, crack horse!


( 1/3 (pre-series) )

So, crack! I've always been a bit of a crackish author with AUs and whatnot, but with Supernatural I'm like the covergirl for the DVD of "fanfiction authors gone WILD!" (there's a wet keyboard competition in scene 5). SPN crack scenarios I have written:

- Amnesia
- Genderswap
- [Curse]-made-us-do-it
- Werewolves (a few times)
- Bodyswap (in-progress)
- Cross-dressing
- *cough* Yak-Fucking


I think I really like doing that "3 ways the Winchesters..." format. It's fun. I love adopting a crack scenario in its raw premise form and seeing how it fits with the characters. And it's a great writing exercise, not too pressuring, as it's really just a short idea exploration rather than something epic, with like, a plot and stuff. Also, readers seem to like it *g*.

So, a poll:

[Poll #854356]


That isn't to say that I'm abandoning all other projects in order to write more crack. (Er, though a lot of my other projects are also crack.) Nope, as soon as I'm able, it's guns a-blazing on the bodyswap, college years, necrophilia, CPS, and slut!Sam!

Um, derryderrydown and I had a conversation.


angstslashhope: "love bar" is such a precarious phrase.
angstslashhope: as in, dean has a particular fondness for john's love bar.
derryderrydown: ...
derryderrydown: ...
derryderrydown: ...
derryderrydown: o.O
( if the above offended you, the following will moreso )

I take absolutely no responsibility for this whatsoever. In fact, I place all the blame on deirdre_c, gekizetsu & associates.


( Rent(-a-)Yak, Sam/Dean, crack )




....aaand now I can delete that word file on my desktop called "yak oh fucking hell.doc". I CANNOT BELIEVE THAT THAT IS 2700 WORDS OF FIC JESUS CHRIST.

*sigh*

ENOUGH. I HAVE HAD ENOUGH OF YAKS, NOW.

I can't believe that with all the yak fucking going on that no one's raised the possibility of were-yaks! I mean, cmon guys. It's practically canon for this show. Like, what if...





Er, let us never speak of this again. Apologies for hijacking the sandpit (or was it handbasket?). I guess were-things are just my... thing. You can take all the yaks back, now.


*runs away*