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Dignity. Always dignity.

I take absolutely no responsibility for this whatsoever. In fact, I place all the blame on

gekizetsu & associates.

( Rent(-a-)Yak, Sam/Dean, crack )

....aaand now I can delete that word file on my desktop called "yak oh fucking hell.doc". I CANNOT BELIEVE THAT THAT IS 2700 WORDS OF FIC JESUS CHRIST.

*sigh*

ENOUGH. I HAVE HAD ENOUGH OF YAKS, NOW.

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EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Crying, WEEPING with laughter! This exceeds every expectation. I don't know if I want to go on. Life from this point on is all downhill!

The puns, Hope. The PUNS!

Oh lord. I have seen the mountaintop. And it has Paddyak on it.

*cackles*

Well, we all know who we have to thank for the Paddyak thing.

I'm, uh, glad you like it. I hereby wash my hands of it :D

Oh. My. Goodness.

I can't breathe here-- I'm laughing too hard-- you are a comic genius, you know that? "Paddyak"... yay for the Padayaki!

Shit, now I can't Sunset Boulevard out of my head. Sure, I came out here/To make my name/Wanted my pool/My dose of fame/Wanted my parking space at Warner's..."

*grins* well, thank

gekizetsu for 'Paddyak'. Credit where credit's due!

That said, hee. Thanks.

It's official. You are the craziest of us all.

And also? This is frickin' hilarious! =D

It's official. You are the craziest of us all.

What the hell's with that, huh? How did it get to this?

But, uh, thanks. I go hide, now.

Sam isn’t sure if he’s more relieved that Dean didn’t actually spend money on it, or horrified at the idea that the yak suit has been used...

“Dude,” Dean says in a tone of vague awe. “In an used yak suit.”

Oh, oh, that totally just made my night! Thank you so very much for... taking one for the team *cough*, writing that, and daring to share it. :P

Paddyak *cackles*

Thank you so very much for... taking one for the team *cough*

*snerk* Yeah.

Thank you for feedbacking!

i was just at the doctors office...and on the wall was a poster with the sign language letters...accompanying each letter was anobject that STARTED with that letter. Guess what the picture for Y was? Just guess!

Yeah. I nearly lost it. Yak. Every time I looked at the poster I grinned madly.

Oh this fandom.

This fandom makes the whole world a brighter place. Not quite sure what yaks do.

:D

i was mostly in control until i got to the PUNS. oh dean, you joyous little tard. *rolls around with glee*

teeeheeeheheee!

Yeah, the whole thing was just one big elaborate vehicle for the puns, really.

I'm glad this is glee you're feeling for the new fandom, and not... horror or something.

OH MY YAK.

:D indeed.

Paddyak.

...I just have no words for this level of crazyawesome.

Paddyak is a pretty good word for it.

Oh god. Oh god.

Every time someone actually writes some yak-fic, I'm all - respect yo.
That's some wacked-out crack. Teh win, and all that.

And then you come out with this, and... and... No, this is Teh Win. I. I have no. My wordzez!
I lost them somewhere after Deans yak-obsession, Sam in a yak suit, the yak stupa, and, oh yeah, the puns.

Ngaaaah!

Yeah, you win. Everyone else can stop now!
;)

*grins*

Oh god, I'd hate to be the one to end the yaktivities.

*snerkity* glad you enjoyed it, though.

Seriously.. Paddyak? Made my day!
I found this through a friends favorites and really enjoyed. Nice crack!work.

Hee. I'm glad you liked it. Thanks!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Okay, first off, I just knew that link about 'extreme yak sports' would come in handy someday. Also I like to say 'bucket of nuts' out loud.

Sam in an itchy yak suit. Wearing horns. I LOVE YOU FOREVER AND EVER, AMEN.

>>“You totally are. You’re like a mermaid. With fur. A yakmaid. Meryak. Half-and-half, though—” He grabs a generous handful of Sam’s ass, gives a quick squeeze. Sam reciprocates by stomping on his foot. “—Ow. Swapping the halves around might be kinda hot, too.”>>

....sequel.

I have this awful mental image of Sam wearing a yak-head and nothing else and Dean making awful comments about yaks, head, and yakheads.

And all the animal puns. And Dean in knee socks. CRIKEY.

PADDYAK.

<3<3<3<3

CRIKEY?

Okay, so now *I* have mental images of Steve Irwin taming feisty mer-yaks.

I must apologise, though, I only remembered as I was lying in bed, drifting off to sleep, that I FORGOT THE BODY SHOTS!

maybe YOU should write the sequel.

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gekizetsu.livejournal.com - 2006-08-09 00:43 (UTC) - Expand

Paddyak! And the puns! Here I thought the yak craze was dying down, and then there were yaksuits. Hilarious. :D

Yeah, I thought it was dying down too. Until someone mentioned Rent!Yaks.

*sigh*

hee ;D

My fandom has yaks and my love for your yak!crack know no bounds.

yak!crack sounds kinda dirty!

:D

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missyjack.livejournal.com - 2006-08-02 09:25 (UTC) - Expand

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hope - 2006-08-02 22:11 (UTC) - Expand

*shrieks* PADDYAK
Dean's puns! *howls*
Oh my god!
*dies*

*snortgiggle*

don't die! not for a yak's sake! :D

homg! This just. *cackles with glee* Paddyak!

Dean brought the pyro gear; Sam’d watched him load it into the trunk. Watched the desk clerk watch the man in the yak suit watch the guy in the safari suit load a can of gas into the trunk, more specifically. ! and the weird-ass man-animal hybrid thing.

Oh, man. The most disturbing part, though. Dean in khaki shorts and long socks. *scarred for life*

*snortgiggle*

I'm very glad you're scarred, that's really the only reaction you *can* have to yakfic, i think.

hee. thanks.

The yakfic should never, ever stop. Ever. The yakfic should live on for eternity. Especially yakfic of this caliber. *isveryverydead*

I kinda feel like it's better for yakfic to burn out than fade away, myself.

glad you liked it :D

Aww! poor paddyak-the real one I mean. What's a few rosebushes between friends? This was extremely strange, and very cute. I'd love visuals.

hee! visuals would be fun; fortunately i have no artistic skill.

thanks :)

Dignity. Always dignity.

*squee* Singing in the Rain! Woot!

Okay, now I can read the fic. I just had to squee over the SITR quote ^_^

SINGIN IN THE RAIN REPRESENT!!!

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Hee! I'm glad. Thanks!

Here via Super-wiki's Yakfucking Crackfic listings - it does exist!
Just thought I'd leave a comment to say that I haven't laughed so much in ages. I like too that Sam and Dean were very much in character in this fic (and other crackfics I've read), more so than 'normal' wincest stories where they often come across as horny-fourteen-year-old-girls-who-cut. It's a weird phenomenum. But anyways, kudos to you :)

*beams* Thank you! And I'm glad you found the Super-wiki cracklist useful :D

woot. I love crack in this fandom. LOTS.

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fazkleto.livejournal.com - 2007-04-14 14:47 (UTC) - Expand

ACKJK;LAKEJ;RSNNNNGH

*dies laughing*

DUDE. YOU WIN AT LIFE. Firstly, I can't believe that after seeing your name thither and yon for months as I gambol about the fandom, THESE are the first fics of yours I read. And they are BRILLIANT! The terrible puns, Paddyak (*snerk*), and you still manage to keep them IN CHARACTER! And it's WELL WRITTEN! You are a pleasure to read.

Hee! Thank you! I'm glad you enjoyed them. They were a bit embarrassing to post, I must say, spur of the moment and all. :D

this.... all the words are gone now.

*dies of giggles*

*beams* Thanks!

Oh, good CHRIST, "faun-dling"?

*is absolutely dead*

There should be a warning about reading all the yak!fic at once -- y'know, about one's heart exploding, or laughing so hard that you pass out. Because, yeah.

Awesome.

*giggles*

Yeah, puns are the best. SUCH a good way of annoying your family and making yourself look good at the same time! :D

Thank you!!

Don't really have anything useful to say , only this made me HOWL with laughter.

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